Taylor Lautner Dead?



Taylor Lautner Dead?

Is Taylor Lautner DEAD!?

The latest celebrity death rumor is Taylor Lautner. No people, Taylor is not dead! I know celebs have been dying like crazy, but rest assured Twilight fans, Mr. Taylor Lautner is not dead.

I'll Never Get Out of this World Alive [lyrics]

I'll Never Get Out of this World Alive [lyrics]

Now you're lookin' at a man that's gettin' kind a mad
I had lot's of luck but it's all been bad
No matter how I struggle and strive
I'll never get out of this world a live.

My fishin' pole's broke the creek is full of sand
My woman run away with another man
No matter how I struggle and strive
I'll never get out of this world alive.

A distant uncle passed away and left me quite a batch
And I was livin'g high until that fatal day
A lawyer proved I wasn't born
I was only hatched.

Ev'rything's agin' me and it's got me down
If I jumped in the river I would prob'ly drown
No matter how I struggle and strive
I'll never get out of this world alive.

These shabby shoes I'm wearin' all the time
Are full of holes and nails
And brother if I stepped on a worn out dime
I bet a nickel I could tell you if it was heads or tails.

I'm not gonna worry wrinkles in my brow
'Cause nothin's ever gonna be alright nohow
No matter how I struggle and strive
I'll never get out of this world alive.

I could buy a Sunday suit and it would leave me broke
If it had two pair of pants I would burn the coat
No matter how I struggle and strive
I'll never get out of this world alive.

If it was rainin' gold I wouldn't stand a chance
I wouldn't have a pocket in my patched up pants
No matter how I struggle and strive
I'll never get out of this world alive.

Quakebuttock Meaning

Quakebuttock Meaning: According to Bill O'Reilly!

According to the Urban Dctionary a Quakebuttock is a sissy, a coward or a wussy!

You got that, you quakebuttock?!

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Apocalypse Man

Apocalypse Man - Rudy Reyes demonstrates surprising survival techniques, including making fire from steel wool, finding safe shelter, and creating shortwave radio transmissions.

Apocalypse Man Schedule:

Thu 1/7 1:01-2:01am HISTORY
Fri 1/8 11:00-12:01am HISTORY
Sat 1/9 3:01-4:02am HISTORY
Sat 1/9 12:00-1:00pm HISTORY

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